Duane Atkinson

Dibley or more recently C**t)


Dibley has recently joined the illustrious Kirkby ranks from Sessay so life is on the up for his social status. This guy is a good batsman and wicket keeper.


Unfortunately Duane is more full of S**t than a bag of a*sh*les. We are still waiting to see if he is "going to Australia" which was scheduled for last year. Duane has recently vowed to cut down on drinking, there was an immediate unscheduled meeting of the John Smiths Board to discuss the impending drop in profits. Enough said.

Marital Status

Duane recently tried to impress two of the other Players girlfriends by telling them he was a Semi-Pro. He turned out to be more Semi than Pro!!!!!!