Strengths.Our Vice captain has got a wonderful sense of humour, which is a good job with some of the performances this year. Duncan travels from Sheffield every Saturday without fail to play for his beloved club. He is a powerful though intermittent force with the bat and quite possibly the best bowler we have.
Weaknesses.Duncan has a problem with sweaty gonads and the liberal shovelfull of Johnson baby talc he pops in his undies makes the changing room smell like Great Ormond Street Baby Unit
Marital StatusDuncan is married to the amazingly tolerant Lisa who had to put up with the Ladies Wee position very early on in their courtship