James Marston

(aka. Shed,Dough Boy,Shaheedly, Captain in Exile)

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Strengths.

A classical sroke player this man has alot of time before he lets his shot go. (Ask the barmaid at the Henry Jenkins). Pipped Adrian Haigh at the post for the No of pints consumed in a season.

Weaknesses.

Tobacco, John Smiths, Barmaids, Double Vodkas the list goes on. Although James has a safe pair of hands on the field he drops many things in the public eye... His pants are a regular favourite.

Only last season the landlady of the Jenkins barred him for indecent exposure after several public warnings. The Team lodged a successfull appeal on his behalf and got the ban reduced to no Vodka on a Saturday Night. The appeal was based on Lack of Evidence!!

Marital Status

Not for discussion.