Keith Bain

(stumpy)

Strengths.

This diminutive fellow played for Kirkby for a good 15 years, and his famous skidder deliveries on wet tracks earned him many high-class scalps. His heighday came in the Div.4 winning season, topping the league averages. However he may well be remembered for the slower delivery which dismissed Brian Canterbury to pave the way for promotion to Div.2

Weaknesses.

A diagnosed narcoleptic and general melancholic have led to a step down in class and he now plies his trade in the lower divisions with Arch-Rivals GWCC second team

Marital Status

He has endured a long engagement with a Miss Stella Artois