Martin Kitching.

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Strengths.

Martin has a philosophical approach to life and is as laid back as a negro in a coma. He has recently put in some brave performances behind the stumps and in front of them. Martin has at long last revealed his mystery woman from Darlington(or was it Hartlepool, North of Thirsk anyway) who we all thought was a figment of his left hand. Boy were we wrong, all agree that she rates highly on the totometer.

Weaknesses.

Refusal to join in the girth ratings at Yakkers wedding. Eyebrows meet in the middle, possibly a throwback to Irco (Planet of the apes).

Marital Status

Only a matter of time.