Simon Blackburn

(Tufnell)

Strengths.

Tufnell has been a KMCC regular, as a damn good batsman and latterly featuring with the bat as well, for 10 years now and in that time has certainly made a reputation for himself throughout the league. Woe betide the fielder that drops a catch off this man...

....that means you Bernard!

Weaknesses.

His short fuse and explosive temper often lead to the ladies wee or, for serious breaches, pool table disciplines applied enthusiastically by the Vice Captain often captured on CCTV. Tufnell blew it big style at the end of the 2001 season and decided that the pressure of being an opening bowler in a team that regularly challenged for honours in the second division was too stressful and retired from cricket altogether by signing for Galphay.

Marital Status

Unmentionable