Mark Wensley

(Wanks Highly(anagram))



Mark has entered the team this season after showing promise in the Evening league last year.

A good slow medium pace bowler with an ever expanding list of scalps to his name.




Very quiet, even when pissed, which is of some concern considering the boisterous nature of the average Kirkby cricketer. The immense amount of hair gel he uses causes severe pollution during heavy downpours the RSPCA were recently called out to degrease three sparrows and a large tabby cat called Colin, who had inadvertently fallen in a particularly concentrated slick.


Marital Status


We don't know for sure if this man has actually speared the bearded clam yet, but if in doubt refer to his name.... We're sure you do Mark!.